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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Harrowing Headwear Happenings

I was at Urban Outfitters on Black Friday night and happened to pick up a fedora not unlike the one pictured. For whatever reason, I also happened to notice that the tag on the inside read:

"Not for children under 14."

How this hat would be of harm to persons under ANY age is beyond me, but your suggestions are warmly, nay, ferociously invited.

2 comments:

  1. i think at that age, it would be extremely detrimental to their social status. Especially the 14 year old boys... they've already got a lot stacked against them. seriously, who's gonna befriend a pre-pubescent 14 year old who's wearing a fedora??

    I sure wouldn't.

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  2. you have a point there.

    but i don't think fedoras look particularly dashing on a man of any age.

    but then again, what do i know.

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