One dreary Sunday morning, I woke up to a text from a number with my same area code. I continued the conversation for much longer than I would have in normal circumstances once I got to work and was bored brainless. Enjoy.
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Mystery Texter: I realized I am a robot acting as a human but i keep on singing as a VOCALOID
Me: I'm sorry. Who are you?
Mystery Texter: Maria silly xD
Me: And who do you think I am?
"Maria": O isn't this skylar....?
Me: I wish.
"Maria": You wish...? So wait... who are you...? O.o
Me: I know nobody by the name skylar nor maria. I live in california and am not a robot.
"Maria": Ohh sorry... i texted the wrong number this is embarresing... eh....
Me: Its ok. Even robots make mistakes.
"Maria": Haha Im not a robot lets just clear that up now lol. I dont know why im still txtng u sheer bordem i suppose.
Me: What is a vocaloid?
"Maria": Its a robot. Its invented by the japanese they are robots that sing songs. There actually pretty popular. You can look them up on like youtube or whatever.
Me: Cool
"Maria": Ya i suppose so xD
Me: I hope you find skylar
"Maria": Lol thanksss.... Its just ur numbers only have 1 diff numb in it so ehh... ya sorry lol
Me: At least youre from chicago so that's cool
"Maria": Yepp. Its so cold here tho i really want to move after college lol. So cali? Thats nice.
Me: It is indeed. I moved here for college and am never moving back.
"Maria": Oh nice. What part do u live in? I have lots of fam in san diego.
Me: I live in a suburb of LA but go to san diego all the time. Lovely place.
"Maria": Oh thats cool.
[DAYS LATER]
"Maria": Ummm this is sebastian right?
Me: No, skylar
"Maria": Skylar? Thank god i been forgetting ur # and txting random creeps all week lolzz x.x. wassup love? XD
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And here I was, thinking Maria and I had become best of friends. All the while there she was, thinking I was a creep. Despite the fact that the conversation began with her thinking she is not human. Hmmmmmmmm.
Anyways. I did search "vocaloid" on YouTube. I still don't get it.
4 comments:
Haha the end of that story is the best.
I'm a creep at the end of most stories. :P
You're a creep at the beginning and middle of most stories too. Sidenote: How did she know you were from socal when all you said is that you were in ca? The pieces of her scattered story do not fit together. The vocaloid has made her first mistake and with our combined law enforcement skills, we can catch this creep.
Those of us who are from the midwest don't know anything about California besides LA and San Diego. NorCal didn't even exist until I moved here.
But she's still a creep. It's no wonder she keeps "losing" her friends phone numbers... I'm sure that's no coincidence.
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